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    Could be a Christmas Joke :)

    Bill gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Bill replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want
    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: Could be a Christmas Joke :)

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    Re: Could be a Christmas Joke :)

    Time for me to get a new tatoo.

    [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    [COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Century Gothic"]CREAG AN TUIRC[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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    Re: Could be a Christmas Joke :)

    You'd only be able to get a dime on yours.
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    Re: Could be a Christmas Joke :)

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    You'd only be able to get a dime on yours.

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    How do you know Bob? Is there something else going on with you two when you are supposed to be fishing? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Could be a Christmas Joke :)

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    You'd only be able to get a dime on yours.

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    How do you know Bob? Is there something else going on with you two when you are supposed to be fishing? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    He just knows that I'm just a poor ole Coeburn boy that can't aford $100. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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    Re: Could be a Christmas Joke :)

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    You'd only be able to get a dime on yours.

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    How do you know Bob? Is there something else going on with you two when you are supposed to be fishing? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    He just knows that I'm just a poor ole Coeburn boy that can't aford $100. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Hell I couldnt afford the dime! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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